So...how do you spell ballsy, anyway?
In any case...I nearly dropped everything in my arms when a panhandler approached me on the street this afternoon...and asked me if I could spare $50 for a homeless man. $50??? Is he kidding me? The thing that's too bad is that I would have given him some small bills...I really would have (as I often do when I stroll down Exchange Street in sunny Portland), but his request left me off-balance. I mean, what was he smoking? I had one of those 'wish I had thought of that at the time' moments as I walked away. Instead of stammering with "I don't have any small bills," I would have come up with..."are you f#@*ing kidding me?"
I feel like I sound like a capitalist snob...but I'm just in shock. I'm a caring person, but this request was so off the mark...not even I...liberal-Lucy could let this one go. I'm turning 45 this week (the horror)... does this reaction mean I'm becoming more conservative? Next thing you know... I'll be telling all homeless people to get a job and buy tickets for the Glenn Beck appearance at the Merrill Auditorium. Can you feel me twitching, internet? Can you?